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Tue, Jul 31 2012 9:07 PM (6 replies)
  • twichipper
    424 Posts
    Thu, Jul 26 2012 9:59 AM

    In My Hand I Hold A Ball,
    White And Dimpled, And Rather Small.
    Oh, How Bland It Does Appear,
    This Harmless Looking Little Sphere.

    By Its Size I Could Not Guess
    The Awesome Strength It Does Possess.

    But Since I Fell Beneath Its Spell,
    I've Wandered Through The Fires Of Hell.

    My Life Has Not Been Quite The Same
    Since I Chose To Play This Stupid Game.
    It Rules My Mind For Hours On End;
    A Fortune It Has Made Me Spend.

    It Has Made Me Curse And Made Me Cry,
    And Hate Myself And Want To Die.
    It Promises Me A Thing Called Par,
    If I Hit It Straight And Far.

    To Master Such A Tiny Ball,
    Should Not Be Very Hard At All.
    But My Desires The Ball Refuses,
    And Does Exactly As It Chooses.

    It Hooks And Slices, Dribbles And Dies,
    And Disappears Before My Eyes.
    Often It Will Have A Whim,
    To Hit A Tree Or Take A Swim.

    With Miles Of Grass On Which To Land,
    It Finds A Tiny Patch Of Sand.
    Then Has Me Offering Up My Soul,
    If Only It Would Find The Hole.

    It's Made Me Whimper Like A Pup,
    And Swear That I Will Give It Up.
    And Take To Drink To Ease My Sorrow,
    But The Ball Knows ... I'll Be Back Tomorrow
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  • srellim234
    2,077 Posts
    Thu, Jul 26 2012 10:33 AM

    I drove a golf ball in the air;

    It fell to Earth I know just where.

    Though I aimed at a flag that stood afar

    I pierced the window of the clubhouse bar.

  • hpurey
    11,505 Posts
    Mon, Jul 30 2012 3:47 PM

    gr8 stuff,  will be passing both of those along.  

  • Buggyyy
    1,963 Posts
    Mon, Jul 30 2012 4:05 PM

    Morning Wood when a new update comes out

    I'm hoping nothing white comes out

    I think I really love this game

    I just don't know who to blame. 

    Is it WGT or is it me

    It'll be awhile before I flee

    YEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

  • Tightrope
    1,072 Posts
    Tue, Jul 31 2012 12:12 PM

    In the early morning dew
    a sudden scream shook me wide awake
    I looked up as something by me gently flew
    and landed in the Kiawah lake 

    I thought it's strange, it has no wing
    but, neither has Ol' Santa's sleigh
    Mystery was then explained, he missed the ding
    and lost his brand new Callaway 

  • hpurey
    11,505 Posts
    Tue, Jul 31 2012 8:04 PM

    Sitting here, broken hearted......

     

    ahhh nevermind ;-)

  • drewsterinone
    190 Posts
    Tue, Jul 31 2012 9:07 PM

    This one time at Golf Camp!

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