Ok. I checked the 'Already done' list, and did a search. Found a couple that were close but not quite.
Dunno about anyone else, but the flagstick effect is making me nuts. There are tons of replays showing the unrealistic effects, so, how about reducing the solidity of the silly things. Since most are fiberglass, the higher from the ground you hit them, the less bounce away, as the flexibility eats more of the inertia.
Heh. On a related note, how about hitting the FLAG. I once saw a guy skull one from the rough around the green. It hit the flag and dropped to 7 inches. All hail the golf gods.