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WGT National Enquirer Comic Caption Contest August 2012

• 2DAMFLASHY 1,141 Posts

  Wed, Aug 29 2012 11:14 AM

  MioKontic 3,036 Posts

  Tue, Aug 28 2012 11:07 PM

  Due to a decision which was not entirely my own, the prize has been cut in half; the winner will now only get 1 and a half balls rather than 3.  The decision was made yesterday but I was too much of a coward to tell you

   

  WINNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR  !!!  

• frappefort 3,994 Posts

  Wed, Aug 29 2012 1:56 PM

  lmao,   good one  ....best joke here  LOL

• drmoose 3,538 Posts

  Wed, Aug 29 2012 4:04 PM

  Little girl, "Hey, I know you ! You're that carney huckser that sold snake oil next to the Yak Woman!

  Mr. WGT, "No, I only resemble him this much. "

  Doc

  Gotta agree with Frap Mio , good one ! Guess next we'll be buyin' equipment on the installment plan ( with interest, of course) only to find out that when final payment is made we still owe more due to "unforseen" cost increases in delivering a virtual product. Q. "What's in your wallet ?" A. "WGT, all the time!" Doc

• renniw52 5,385 Posts

  Wed, Aug 29 2012 4:17 PM

  Little girl: Mr. WGT why does a Nike ball cost more than my school lunch.

  Mr. WGT: Listen kid, we don't get paid by your cafeteria, and those balls are not fish sticks and jello. Next question.

• DuffyWaldorf 286 Posts

  Wed, Aug 29 2012 4:51 PM

  andyson:

  Example:

  Girl: Can we have cookies and milk now?

  MisterWGT:  How about a nice Level-Up Boost Bar instead?  Only 100 credits

   

  I think your example is the winner, Andyson!

   

  Girl:  So what does the winner get ?

  MR WGT:  A super cool golf ball trophy with fuzzy hair, googly eyes a silly smile and a screw through its head  THIS BIG.

   

  As a past winner, thanks for all you do.  keep up the good work.

  Happy Golfing

  Joe

• frappefort 3,994 Posts

  Fri, Aug 31 2012 11:47 AM

  Girl:  can i give you my piggy bank   (sob)                   MisterWGT:  if you do litle girl,  we WGT will release your parents ,

• frappefort 3,994 Posts

  Fri, Aug 31 2012 1:44 PM

  Girl : how long before i become a Tour Legend                      MisterWGT: see how big,how old i am  ,  well that long sweety

• frappefort 3,994 Posts

  Fri, Aug 31 2012 1:46 PM

  This  is the most fun i had this week with  this post  , i could keep  going ,,,,,enough  from me  LOL   .... oups  that,s  what i said  before LOL

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Fri, Aug 31 2012 1:57 PM

  Girl: How thick is your wallet?

  MrWGT: Oh, about this thick on a bad day.

• frappefort 3,994 Posts

  Fri, Aug 31 2012 1:58 PM

  Girl: why is mister andyson,has to do this    funy front page                       MisterWGT:cause we are not funny no more