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WGT National Enquirer Comic Caption Contest August 2012

Sat, Sep 15 2012 4:22 PM (126 replies)
  • oneputtdavid
    oneputtdavid
    1,337 Posts
    Fri, Aug 31 2012 2:47 PM

    WGT...sorry I only take questions from members!

    Girl...ok, which "one" would you like?

     

  • hpurey
    hpurey
    11,505 Posts
    Fri, Aug 31 2012 3:04 PM

     

    How about a photo when leaving the classroom.

     

    Girl:   When will we be able to substitute our pw so I can get the new R11s hybrid that goes the same distance as the 3iron?

     

    MisterWGT:  ____________

  • oneputtdavid
    oneputtdavid
    1,337 Posts
    Fri, Aug 31 2012 5:15 PM

    WGT  ok boys and girls, who would like your "own" account? (they all raise their hands)

    Girl    DADDY! Do we look like 18yr olds?

  • TWOMINUSONE
    TWOMINUSONE
    2,580 Posts
    Fri, Aug 31 2012 5:31 PM

    LOL, looks like somebody got the wrong end of the stick from 1 of my posts. Easily done. 

  • oldmanhacker
    oldmanhacker
    47 Posts
    Fri, Aug 31 2012 8:26 PM

    Girl: You look like the lead guitar player for Cheap Trick. Are you Rick Nielson?

    Mister WGT/ Rick Nielson: Noooo, little girl, you are mistaken. I WANT YOU TO WANT ME. SURRENDER, SURRENDER to the DREAM POLICE. AIN'T THAT A SHAME that I'm GONNA RAISE HELL. Hey kids, ever seen a double neck guitar? You're all going down in THE FLAME!!! Rock on kids, uhhh, I mean play WGT. Class dismissed!!!

  • TWOMINUSONE
    TWOMINUSONE
    2,580 Posts
    Sat, Sep 1 2012 7:01 AM

    Girl: MrWGT, i cant enter some of the competitions due to my age.

    MrWGT: Dont worry little girl, just send us an E-mail, and we will fix it.

  • PugsAce
    PugsAce
    1,825 Posts
    Sat, Sep 1 2012 9:55 AM

    Girl: Mr. WGT, sir... are rumors that you only accept game update ideas that you can turn around into WGT revenue increases even truisms ?

    MrWGT: UNEVEN LIES !     THAT'S IT!    I LOVE IT!

     

     

    Good to see ya back at it, Andy.  :)

  • bfghd
    bfghd
    1,344 Posts
    Sat, Sep 1 2012 10:45 AM

    Girl: Why can Bollox shoot so low?

    MRWGT: Next question......

  • bfghd
    bfghd
    1,344 Posts
    Sat, Sep 1 2012 10:51 AM

    Girl: Why do we have to play another 100 rounds for our average to stop going up??

    Mr: We want to make you idiots suffer.

  • andyson
    andyson
    6,415 Posts
    Sat, Sep 1 2012 11:44 AM

    Reminder....this contest ends at midnight tonight.  Roughly 12 hours to go.

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