SHRUDE:
Only problem with them there balls there, is if you;'re not quick enough to get to where your ball landed some homeless guy comes out from behind the trees and starts sucking on it with a toothless grin.
Ah - is this the reason why they only have one dot of durability?
How is such alcohol promotion limited to a legal age? Mind you this is totally banned in some countries!
The price is nice too: 2.5 times the basic ball!