"We had a golfer brought in just last night with internal bleeding due to the belly putter. It was horrible. We almost lost him. The USGA does not want this to get out; at least not until they sell all those belly putters", he told us.
When asked if Aspartame could have contributed to the illness, the Dr. ran from the room, holding a box of white powder."
'This group of golfers is headed straight to the ER after abusing their bellies'
:-)