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Grand Opening "tbe's House of Worship"

• stevietwotimes 1,327 Posts

  Fri, Dec 14 2012 2:00 PM

  After some shocking rounds i decided to pay some respect to the GOD of VEM at Tbe,s House of Worship, to shed some light on the mysterious goings on in my golf bag!

  Knelt before the alter head in hands 'why me why me'

  i hear a rumble of thunder, the clouds part, i look up and peek outta one eye.i see a 60 wedge coming towards me.

  All of a sudden it touches my right shoulder then my left and finishes on my head.ARISE SIR Stevie2x go reek some havoc on St.Andies 500cred RG.....

  (A sign from above) so i go play and shoot a 56. I do believe in the house of worship i do believe..............................then i get done on count back so now im still not sure......

  lmao...tooo funny :)

• thebigeasy707 5,885 Posts

  Fri, Dec 14 2012 2:34 PM

  The VEM God has shone on me. I've had some very good VEM's and less of the bad ones....whilst my balls remain intact.

  

  I am now a practising MusVem...I kneel facing towards the Taylormade sponsored Alter in San Fransisco and pray 5 times a day....in between playing of course.

  tbe

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Fri, Dec 14 2012 3:08 PM

  Q, a brilliant illustration.

  tbe, "MusVem" is inspired.

  Pizza, hope my self-moderation was suitable...that's such a great quote but I understand the rules of decorum prevent its full iteration here.

• overtheedge 5,885 Posts

  Fri, Dec 14 2012 4:11 PM

  thebigeasy707:

  I am now a practising MusVem...I kneel facing towards the Taylormade sponsored Alter in San Fransisco and pray 5 times a day

  LOL,,,,,VEM is spreading like wild fire. It seems to be the talk of the town recently. I had a player post some VERY wicked VEM accusations on my wall. He wanted support from the entire CC to protest against VEM,,lol. I neither have the time OR the energy for an uprising.  

• drmoose 3,546 Posts

  Fri, Dec 14 2012 4:53 PM

  Sorry, laughing too hard for a cognizent reply. Some great stuff here, keep 'em comin' fellers. "tbe's", the house of worship for all your WGT ailments! And, don't forget to stop by the pro shop for soon to be released VEM God trinkets, the "talisman" to have when you're six under goin' for the back nine! Hey, it's like the lottery, ya never know !

  Doc :)

• WGTpizza 1,656 Posts

  Fri, Dec 14 2012 4:54 PM

  mkg335:

  Pizza, hope my self-moderation was suitable...that's such a great quote but I understand the rules of decorum prevent its full iteration here.

  Things are pretty lax around here - as long as it is not flagrant, you're in the clear :)

   

  Stay classy,

  -WGTpizza

• PUHOLINO 1,189 Posts

  Fri, Dec 14 2012 5:37 PM

  Quijotazo:

                                           MY AVATAR'S BEEN DELIVERED !

  

  Boomerboy44:

  My wife has now become accustom to me laughing like an idiot.  She summed it up when she  said  " It's  those idiots on WGT  again...right" LMAO!!!

  Now this is what I call "LIFE ACHIEVEMENT" ... I feel like I am part of something really important for future generations now ! ... YancyCan must feel very proud and such of us kids and whatnot's !

   

  You wish you were able to part the pond the last time we played there, right? ;-)

• Quijotazo 648 Posts

  Sat, Dec 15 2012 2:52 AM

  PUHOLINO:

  You wish you were able to part the pond the last time we played there, right? ;-)

  Hey Jure !

  If only you knew how much I laugh when I read a single line just like this one of yours ! ... Thank you for reminding me the very reason why my subconscious mind wen't automatically THERE ... to the very place of my personal doom !  So many hopes have been lost on that damn pond ! ... ha ha ha ... and you are a living and truthful witness of my previous path to unrighteousness ! ... Hallelujah brother ! ... lmao

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Sat, Dec 15 2012 4:55 AM

  Never one to miss an opportunity, WGT has jumped on Q's idea and overnight has produced a new avatar with wondrous power!!

  

  I was thinkin' WGT forgot to give Moses a golf glove.  But, naaaah, like Chuck Norris he don't need no stinkin' glove!

   

   

• alosso 21,087 Posts

  Sat, Dec 15 2012 5:04 AM

  ROTFL!

  To which extent will this staff work?
  Is there a dot scale available for these characteristics?

  And wait - no wind influence in this model!

  I suspect they have "Moses+" in their drawers with more dots and wind-calming, and are discussing at which price it should be offered to lvl105+ Tour Legends later next year, at Easter(?)