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Who the h--- is "Yancy"

• SGTBilko 1,686 Posts

  Thu, Dec 20 2012 4:53 PM

  Yacy is the self appointed Seeker of all truth and and is loved by all. I don't care who you are, Yancy rules!

• 9,041 Posts

  Thu, Dec 20 2012 5:09 PM

  Loved and respected by all...yet, never to be talked about.

  Is he real ?  Us mere mortals will never know.

  Look on him as a WGT Voldemort.

  "The truth is out there"

  Andy

• gsoup 2,929 Posts

  Thu, Dec 20 2012 5:39 PM

  ya gotta be in the right universal equilibrium

  to be in the same universe as Yancy

  one of the first 'best match' matches i had

  as i said 

  Yancy is one of a kind and whatnot

  and yes he is real

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Thu, Dec 20 2012 5:58 PM

  Yes he is real ,  From one of his Early Vid,s when Yancy was Working on the Yancy Land Par 3 course ,,  He was offering Pine cones ,  I am the Proud owner of a one of a kind Yancy Land Pine Cone .

  Of all the clubs and balls I have been gifted on this game , And the friends I have made , That Pine Cone is the best Gift I ever got .

  Thank you Yancy

  Your Brother from the Mother Ship in pod 714 .

• renniw52 5,385 Posts

  Thu, Dec 20 2012 7:07 PM

  Yancy is Yancy, that is all we need to know, anything else is pure speculation. He may  be a figment of our imagination, or he may be an image of our figulation, or so forth, regardless, Yancy lives and never stops, he is the being of himself and whatnot, he is the common man of all mankind. Now who the hell Mel is, we may never know. Just don't mess with his Yancynees's pointer,  that in itself could be the answer to all unquestionables.

• frappefort 3,994 Posts

  Thu, Dec 20 2012 7:53 PM

  Yancy ,is  one of the most interesting caracter  in WGT land ,  He is one individual, that reminds us in is own way  ,this is a game ,  and a bit of  a genius  to get us smiling ,and not take ourself to seriusly ,glad he is my friend ,,,,,,,,,,,, i cant say no more now  i am being watch  by  some force   that i cant explaine now  ,,,,, not yet working on it and whatnot have to go hide now     Frapp     . 

• Scott2mee 281 Posts

  Thu, Dec 20 2012 10:34 PM

  mrcaddie:

  Scott2mee:

  Somebody said he can drive his car and play golf at the same time

  Well, I think he pulled over to hit his shot.....but here it is-

  ....and he has his sobriety token, range ball and whatnot.....what else do you need?

  OH MY GOD !! You people are all gonna end up in prison because your killin me right now..I thought I might have to dial 911 after reading "He has his sobriety token, range ball and whatnot" I saw this and shot a mouthful of root beer thru my nose and nearly died...I'm sure your beloved Mr.Yancy is doing some type of work for WGT in some "unofficial manner" top secert classified information as you people might lead me to believe.. So Im going to leave this question "Who is Yancy" alone and pretend I never saw any of this.. Quite frankly this whole thing scares me now..I don't want to have nightmares of fhe shadow people coming out of the fescue trying to get their hands on my balls when I'm not paying attention..I'm gonna pour a nice stiff drink and conviince myself that this never really happened..

• SHRUDE 5,835 Posts

  Fri, Dec 21 2012 12:21 AM

  Haribo's FTW, all up here on the WGT

• zagraniczniak 1,984 Posts

  Fri, Dec 21 2012 12:31 AM

  mrcaddie:

  ....and he has his sobriety token, range ball and whatnot.....what else do you need?

  Yancy's got a whole array of apparatus, most of what he invented hisself or repurposed and such ... the special pointer for instructional vidyas ... a vast hoard of Haribos and Folger's crystals and so on ... alien pine cones scattered about his backyard par 2.5 course (par 3 when the neighbor is away). And don't fergit the buttocks shield (word is Yancy's hiney got pretty sorely used during an abduction incident a couple years prior, but he's "not ready to talk about it").

• YancyCan 3,027 Posts

  Fri, Dec 21 2012 12:56 PM