Why does it always seem to rain on the days I want to go golfing?
Why is it ok for my wife to be on facebook for 2 hours, but I can't play WGT when I get home?
Why do I like Iced Tea, but not regular tee, when I like regular coffee but not iced coffee?
Why do infants sleep late during the week, but somehow like to wake up at 5am on the weekends?
Why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers say either California or Californication in every song?