A golfer is suffering very badly from severe headaches, dizziness and spots before his eyes so goes to see his doctor.
“I’m sorry to say” said the doctor “that you have got an infection in your testicles and unless you have them removed the symptoms will spread”
Unwilling to accept this diagnosis the golfer consults two other doctors but they both give the same opinion. So resigned to his fate, he has both his testicles removed.
Some days later, in an effort to cheer himself up he decides to go shopping. “At least I can look good even if I don’t feel good”, he thinks to himself. So he visits the most exclusive gentlemen’s outfitters in town.
“Ah yes” said the tailor, without getting out his tape measure “You’re a 34 inch waist, 32 inch inside leg and 15 inch collar size.”
“Goodness me, that’s very impressive” said the golfer “How can you be so accurate?”
“Years of training Sir” replies the tailor “I also know that you are a 40 inch chest, take size 11 shoes and wear medium sized underpants.”
“Absolutely correct” said the golfer “except for the underpants. I take a small size.”
“Then may I suggest that you change your size, Sir, otherwise you’ll eventually start to suffer from severe headaches, dizziness and spots before your eyes.”