Nobel peace prizes .
1- Peace: To the United States Air Force for trying to develop a bomb which doesn’t kill, but rather causes enemy troops to all become sexually attracted to one another, a “gay bomb”.
2 - Ornithology: To a group that researched why woodpeckers don’t get headaches.
3 - Chemistry: for figuring out a way to extract vanilla flavour from cow dung.
4 - Medicine: For research on how listening to country music affects suicide rates.
5 - Peace: for discovering that running over illegally parked luxury cars with tanks can effectively get rid of the problem of illegally parked cars.
6 - Medicine: For the development of replacement testicles for castrated dogs, which are available in a variety of sizes and levels of firmness.
7 - Medicine: For the discovery that when people have a strong urge to pee, they consistently make better decisions with certain types of things and worse decisions with other kinds of things.
8 - Biology: The discovery that a certain kind of beetle is attracted to and will try to mate with certain kinds of Australian beer bottles. The bottles these beetles are attracted to are brown with “bobbly bits”.
9 - Fluid Dynamics: To researchers who calculated the pressure build up inside penguins before they defecate. The report was titled: “Pressures Produced When Penguins Poo.
10 - Aviation: For the discovery that giving Viagra to hamsters helps them recover more quickly from jet lag.