You will be proud as punch renni.
Found this website with a few quotes on it from taylor .
"The accident happened because I had one eye on the lorry in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind."
"I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket."
"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my grand-dad and headed over the embankment."
"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."
"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."