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Mon, Feb 27 2017 4:33 PM (2,573 replies)
  • craigswan
    31,784 Posts
    Fri, Sep 23 2016 2:52 AM

    Nobel peace prizes .

     

    1- Peace: To the United States Air Force for trying to develop a bomb which doesn’t kill, but rather causes enemy troops to all become sexually attracted to one another, a “gay bomb”.

    2 - Ornithology: To a group that researched why woodpeckers don’t get headaches.

    3 - Chemistry:  for figuring out a way to extract vanilla flavour from cow dung.

    4 - Medicine: For research on how listening to country music affects suicide rates.

    5 - Peace:  for discovering that running over illegally parked luxury cars with tanks can effectively get rid of the problem of illegally parked cars.

    6 - Medicine: For the development of replacement testicles for castrated dogs, which are available in a variety of sizes and levels of firmness.

    7 - Medicine: For the discovery that when people have a strong urge to pee, they consistently make better decisions with certain types of things and worse decisions with other kinds of things.

    8 - Biology: The discovery that a certain kind of beetle is attracted to and will try to mate with certain kinds of Australian beer bottles.  The bottles these beetles are attracted to are brown with “bobbly bits”.

    9 - Fluid Dynamics:  To researchers who calculated the pressure build up inside penguins before they defecate.  The report was titled:  “Pressures Produced When Penguins Poo.

    10 - Aviation: For the discovery that giving Viagra to hamsters helps them recover more quickly from jet lag.

  • Dneirf
    438 Posts
    Sun, Sep 25 2016 10:42 AM

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  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Sun, Sep 25 2016 2:01 PM

      

     

  • craigswan
    31,784 Posts
    Mon, Sep 26 2016 12:03 AM

    bloody cheese sandwich for lunch again .

  • alosso
    21,070 Posts
    Mon, Sep 26 2016 12:34 AM

    Shot!

    Precise hit from 2nd or 3rd floor - needs a lot of practice!

  • alanti
    10,564 Posts
    Mon, Sep 26 2016 12:51 AM

    pdb1:
    That's very good Dneirf . 

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  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Mon, Sep 26 2016 4:20 AM

    pdb1:
      This is so 7th grade .

    Not to worry Paul, you'll reach that level in 2 or 3 years.

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