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Mon, Feb 27 2017 4:33 PM (2,573 replies)
  • alosso
    21,072 Posts
    Sun, Dec 4 2016 6:13 AM

    Anyway, a girl is still waiting there. Now we know that it's your ex.

    (play along the fence until about 70-75 yds out)

  • craigswan
    31,839 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2016 7:36 AM

    Three animals were having a huge argument over who was the best.Jungle talk - Funny story

    The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had no  chance.

    The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength ... None in the forest dared to challenge him.

    The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature.

    As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all ... hawk, lion and stinker

  • fatdan
    3,379 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2016 11:27 AM

    Now I remember why I don't read this thread anymore, and 2-3 others this guy ruins LOL

    Someone is in serious need of a hobby, or a wife! Preferably a hobby!

     

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2016 12:06 PM

    craigswan:
    As the trio debated the issue, an alligator came along and swallowed them all ... hawk, lion and stinker

    That has to be one of the most painfully contrived punchlines that I have ever heard.

    To be honest...I loved it.

  • mkg335
    5,491 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2016 12:53 PM

    As the ox said, "That's my kind of yoke!"

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2016 1:12 PM

    mkg335:

    As the ox said, "That's my kind of yoke!"

    Can always rely on Mark! 

    That pun is so bad it's left egg on your face, yes...the yolks on you.

  • drmoose
    3,543 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2016 1:22 PM

    You guys keep this up an' I'll file for punitive damages.

    Doc :)

  • ct690911
    7,205 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2016 1:48 PM

    drmoose:

    You guys keep this up an' I'll file for punitive damages.

    Doc :)

    I'm with Doc...I don't get the joke...and I don't want it explained to me. You know the old story about how things aren't funny if they have to be explained.:)

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2016 1:53 PM

    ct690911:

    drmoose:

    You guys keep this up an' I'll file for punitive damages.

    Doc :)

    I'm with Doc...I don't get the joke...and I don't want it explained to me. You know the old story about how things aren't funny if they have to be explained.:)

    Doc, very obviously, not only got the joke but also added to it.

    Let me explain...

  • mkg335
    5,491 Posts
    Mon, Dec 5 2016 2:30 PM

    PaulTon:

    mkg335:

    As the ox said, "That's my kind of yoke!"

    Can always rely on Mark! 

    That pun is so bad it's left egg on your face, yes...the yolks on you.

    Reminds me of a line from a song on a mysterious Beatles albumen..."I am the eggman..."

     

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