And while we're at it making the game as easy as possible, how about a leprechaun that pops out of bunkers and kicks your ball into the hole on near misses.
Sorry for the sarcasm, but having played these courses a zillion times. The only thing stopping me from making birdie/eagle on every single hole is not hitting the ding. If I could use the balls you suggest in addition to the irons available I would never shoot over 60 again.