This is just too funny for words. Two legends who didn't learn from their first accounts. Or second, third, who knows and tiered up too fast again.
Mesmorizor hit the nail squarly on the head. Given what natural talents you both are I find it inconceivable that you haven't played and won an alt shot match together. Surely this is the best format for a couple to play?
Its hard to play alternate shot when there is only one person with 2 accounts.