my first ever time in usa at disneyland .
got up , put on red t-shirt and went for a swim for 5 minutes .Dried myself and jumped in car ready to go see mickey mouse .
wife nagged me to change t-shirt as it was dirty . . after moaning i put on a white t-shirt .
when we arrived it turned out to be the american annual day out for ga y people .
10000 of them and their uniform was a red t-shirt .
that was close .