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Avatar Seeking New Player

• drmoose 3,546 Posts

  Wed, May 29 2013 9:32 AM

  Avatar currently employed by Dr. Moose seeks new owner / player as quite frankly I'm tired of the other avatars referring to me as ol' three down . It's really not my fault this clown can't seem to get any game, but , it's gettin' pretty hard to hold my head up around the clubhouse ( if ya know what I mean ) when the best he can do since January 1st  is ( you guessed it ) 3- on St A's. Will consider all reasonable offers from non-tinfoil hat wearing players regardless of tier and / or equipment. Please help, I can't stand it anymore !!!

  Doc's Avatar :(

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Wed, May 29 2013 9:38 AM

  I believe Rocket J. Squirrel might be able to assist you.  LOL

  

• josephk2317 873 Posts

  Wed, May 29 2013 9:56 AM

  Or Tribal Moose

  Or Moose with attitude!

  Maybe it's time for a face-lift or whatnot. Something like this.

   

  

• borntobesting 9,740 Posts

  Wed, May 29 2013 10:14 AM

  YankeeJim:

  I believe Rocket J. Squirrel might be able to assist you.  LOL

  

  Maybe Boris and Natasha have infiltrated and replaced Docs clubs with lookalikes that don't perform as well. 

• bubbadork 984 Posts

  Wed, May 29 2013 10:30 AM

  It's time to switch from being Dr. Moose to Moose Doctor.

  

• srellim234 2,077 Posts

  Wed, May 29 2013 10:42 AM

  

• drmoose 3,546 Posts

  Wed, May 29 2013 12:39 PM

  Lol, thanks for all the suggestions guys, but, I'm in kind of a sticky wicket here as none of those are WGT approved. It was the darndest thing , I was two under after the first three on St A's back nine & was just about to tee off on #13 when I noticed ol' three under was fiddlln' with my laptop. Next thing I know, he throws his hands up in the air, mumbles somethin' , and  takes off, just like that. Ah well, guess I can't blame 'im, if I was him I wouldn't want to play for me either, still, it's been two years, I'm gonna kinda miss the guy even if he ain't been able to shoot for crap fer quite a while. I'm gonna be conducting interviews all week to see if maybe I can't get me one knows his way around the VEM  a little better & then maybe shoot fer the Legend tees ( although I can't for the life of me think why! )

  Doc :)

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Wed, May 29 2013 12:54 PM

  Doc .  I have an old Avatar you can have , She is tan and in a short skirt

  ( dont ask ).

  You can have her and the good thing is guys want to give you balls .

  OPY

• borntobesting 9,740 Posts

  Wed, May 29 2013 1:21 PM

  opyeuclid:

  Doc .  I have an old Avatar you can have , She is tan and in a short skirt

  ( dont ask ).

  You can have her and the good thing is guys want to give you balls .

  OPY

  Hey Opy almost all of my avatars are tan and are wearing short skirts, shorts or skorts. 

  And I have only had one guy give me balls and that was our CC owner because he won his own tourney and gifted the balls to me after a random drawing. 

   

  

• josephk2317 873 Posts

  Wed, May 29 2013 1:38 PM

  I personally like the Moose with attitude look. It's appearance says: Determination, Strength, Fierce, Never give up!