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Yancy Alien Hunting On Golf Course -- Shocking End!

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whooshdangit

1,246 Posts

Thu, Oct 3 2019 1:58 PM

Hi Yancy

Please pass on my thanks to intern Ryan. The Save-Sak has become a vital part of my equipment.

During an alarming round at Koala Island yesterday I spotted an infant whatnot, obviously in some distress. It took a lot of climbing and falling back down before I finally reached the unhappy scene.

I can't imagine the result if I'd only been able to stuff the rescued whatnot in my pocket and then toppled down the cliff, landing on it!

I managed to get it safely home and planted it in my neighbours garden.

. . . trying very hard to keep up . .

Cheers!

Rich

TopShelf2010

10,931 Posts

Thu, Oct 3 2019 6:03 PM

whooshdangit:
It took a lot of climbing and falling back down before I finally reached the unhappy scene

Thanks for sharing.

That's some good stuff right there.

Don

YancyCan

3,027 Posts

Fri, Oct 4 2019 11:55 AM

whooshdangit:

I can't imagine the result if I'd only been able to stuff the rescued whatnot in my pocket and then toppled down the cliff, landing on it!

You are doing the work of noblemen Rich, just as we have come to expect from you. These "bunkers" as they're called face so many challenges in today's environment that they need a bump from us regular fellers to keep their species presence on our beautiful space rock called "Earth". Our efforts have not gone un-noticed, and when this is seen by certain people, it just might push this problem to the front pages of golf chattables. Ryan (Team Yancy Intern) says....dont thank him, it was your emotionally charged post and his belief in keeping Earth & all of its "occupants" safe from the ongoing Alien incursion we all know is going on via OUR golf courses that inspired his act. Thanks on behalf of all of us for your ongoing efforts in this arena and such.

Sincereables, I am Yancy
@TeamYancy

YancyCan

3,027 Posts

Fri, Oct 4 2019 12:32 PM

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whooshdangit

1,246 Posts

Fri, Oct 4 2019 2:17 PM

Hi Yancy!

Thankyou for your support re. The Creation of a Sand Trap, my work in this field will continue. Regularly.

I made an interesting and shocking discovery while hacking around Bandon earlier, it seems things are spreading.

Orange Bucket Hobgoblin Shenanigans

Luckily I had read your earlier warning ( and watched the disturbing footage ) which may have saved me today.

YancyCan:

Not wanting to take any chances at having a pissed-off Hobgoblin hanging around at night waiting to get me good, I carefully tipped the bucket down with a golf club

After hearing a kerfuffle in the trees I went to investigate. I'm captured here nervously peering into the orange buckets I found stashed there. I attempted to topple them but under clubbed. My 50yd wedge wasn't up to it and I bolted!
Still a little shaky but hopefully I'll be able to sleep tonight, with no night sweats, anxiety attacks or whatnots.

Stay safe my friend . . . . trying to keep up

Cheers!

Rich