There should be something on offer during The Open, there wasn't last year, but one can only hope.
Maybe golf balls that drop a cloud of seagull shite when u hit them.
And we could have conversations like ths :-
Jack " Hey John, this ball is effin useless, goes nowhere, like a sack o'shite"
John " Ur right Jack , because that is exactly what it is, a sack o'shite"
And it shall be called " Dumper "