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Dont leave me Merion... ...come back......

• TurkishTerror 2,177 Posts

  Sun, Jul 14 2013 7:04 AM

  (door slams) FINE!!!!  i never loved you anyway!!!  oh man who am i kidding.   She left some pieces of clothing scattered around my house.  Each one carries a scent that triggers a specific moment we shared together.  Like the time we took out a picnic blanket and covered eachother with syrup on the top of the 5th green and ended up rolling to the bottom of the green interlocked and making love the entire roll down.  Or the days when I was feeling down and like the 15th green, she would pitch me back up and I could move on.  Other days were not easy.  She was irrational and more difficult to read than the green on #17, but other days she would lift my spirits higher than the green on #18.  OH my sweet Merion we had some good times together since you came into my life May5th.  Well i hear you have a sister Pinehurst and she is easier than hole #1..........aaaannnnddd she likes to get freaky like eagles on #2 as well...........OH pinehurst, where art thou Pinehurst for my Nikes are turning blue waiting for your arrival...........

• alosso 21,083 Posts

  Sun, Jul 14 2013 7:44 AM

  LOL - hilarious!

  As a friend I'd tell you not to confess love to two ladies in one lettpost- they might misunderstand you :))

  And concerning the Nikes: No hustle, no trouble, so many nice a ladies to let them play on. I for one visit Mrs. Pottenstein tomorrow with my Ones :)

• Mushy01 2,567 Posts

  Sun, Jul 14 2013 7:47 AM

  Lmfao