Mr WGT, ''What is this they are all saying.. An Open Golf Tourney!!! And where would that be??''
Lackey, '' I think its at a place called Muirfield Chief.''
Mr WGT, '' Muirfield, Muirfield!! Where the hell is Muirfield?''
Lackey, '' I think its in Scotland Sir.''
Mr Wgt, ''Scotland you say.. So what has that got to do with us!!!''
Lackey, ''Well its the British Open Sir.. All the big names are playing.''
Mr WGT, '' Ohhh!! That place across the pond... We helped them out back in the 1940's..We are not doing anything else for them..Sod them, we only take care of our own here. Keep it OUR wgt..''
Lackey, ''So whar do we say to them boss!!!''
Mr WGT, '' Say to them!!! You don't say anything to them.. They'll maybe get the picture and go away..''
Lackey, '' (Silence!!!!!)..''
Mel