ndunnett:
I got on here to mess around with some buddies from another online gaming community, but now I can't stop playing. It's been two days and I'm level 28 pro. Any advice on how to convince myself to leave the computer to eat, sleep, etc?
Addicted to Golf
To the tune of Robert Palmer's "Addicted to Love"
You hit the draw
Get up and down
Your putter's gone to town
You save from sand
You stick a flop
You've played 18, but you can't stop
You can't get on
You can't get home
You're mind's not in the zone
Your wedge shanks
Your putter yips
You end up slicing from the tips
Chorus:
You'd like to think you can get out of the rough
Oh yeah
It's closer to the truth to say you're gonna duff
You know you're gonna have to face it
YOU'RE ADDICTED TO GOLF
You might as well face it, you're addicted to golf
Might as well face it you're addicted golf
You know you're gonna have to face it
YOU'RE ADDICTED TO GOLF
You spray it left
You spray it right
It's in the trees, it's out of sight
You take 6
You're seeing red
You hit your putter with your head
You don't come through
Your swing's too steep
There's no doubt, you're in deep
You punch it out
You sink your pitch
That's net 2, sonofa
*!
Chorus
Repeat first verse, Chorus, repeat and fade...