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It's not good enough..I feel left out... thread

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Thu, Aug 15 2013 2:59 AM

  courteneyfish:

  I make it that the last 3 people that have made leaving threads are still here. Go if you're going or stay if you're staying. You're not really that important in the scheme of things so just make up your minds.

  

• renniw52 5,385 Posts

  Thu, Aug 15 2013 7:09 AM

  Hey ya'll I keep threatening to stay, I could never let WGT off that easy by quitting. The buggers are going to have to just deal with me and my dragging bag. 

• Steve442 710 Posts

  Thu, Aug 15 2013 7:37 AM

  renniw52:

  Hey ya'll I keep threatening to stay, I could never let WGT off that easy by quitting. The buggers are going to have to just deal with me and my dragging bag. 

  Please renni go, you know you want to really. Mind we'd miss the squirrel.

• PUHOLINO 1,189 Posts

  Thu, Aug 15 2013 8:11 AM

  hyena64:

  JerkNicholas:

  *** Disclaimer - Dear WGT admin dudes / dudettes... if you do have a special button for each player that can automatically destroy us then please don't press mine (lets be honest there are people that think you can do that). Bet you are all like Blofeld off James Bond and sit in big chairs stroking a cat....COOL!, and you probably all have 3 nipples too... ANYWAY...all is well in my WGT world....except for that fact that I am crap at it.....can I blame you for that please?...No?...I hate you !! ..that's it I'm leaving............. I'm back again now ****

    

  That is some of the best stuff I've seen in print here!  Nicholas, you should take off your mac & stay awhile!  

  One of few threads that I have enjoyed every post of,  much like "Let's Be Honest". Don't think anyone's stunk that one up yet!             Great stuff by all! 

  Thank you Nicholas. You sir have a voice here, & it's a good one at that!

  Love it! And the rest of JN's post as well.

• Glossopade 518 Posts

  Thu, Aug 15 2013 10:15 AM

  I'd still like to know if he's a Yorkshireman or not !

  

• JerkNicholas 33 Posts

  Thu, Aug 15 2013 11:59 AM

  Glossopade:

  I'd still like to know if he's a Yorkshireman or not !

   

  I can't take the accolade of being a northern monkey (pints of Mild) or a southern softy (pints of Shandy) mate. I'm in the middle bit which is sometimes good as it means I can extract the urine out of north 'n' south at the same time where as folks from them there other regions can only look one way...Norf or Sarf.

  Following from my disclaimer it got me thinking...last night I did try to construct a fake 3rd nipple by wedging a sultana into the hole of a corn plaster. Initial results have not been positive so far. First time I tried it the sultana fell out and the dog ate it which oddly made me wince and bought a bit of a tear to my eye. 2nd time I tried it I stuck it on too low and when the stupid sultana fell out again I looked like I had two belly buttons which is nowhere near as cool as 3 nipples...anyway I'm sure even Richard Branson had his up and downs in his early years so I will soldier on with the product development. Keep a look out for 2014 season of Dragons Den...this could be my EUREKA moment.

  Happy swinging you crazy kids !

  JN

  (when I say happy swinging I don't mean the one where you invite friends and strangers round to your house and throw the car keys into a bowl..... I know at least one of you were thinking it....you should be ashamed !)

   

   

• JerkNicholas 33 Posts

  Thu, Aug 15 2013 12:05 PM

  Oh by the way...glad you like the thread.

   

  Anyone who spots any negativity then...apprehend said person...smear the naughty bits in jam (you might want to wear gloves for that bit) and tie said person to a beehive.....then stand back and let the awesomeness unfold in front of you.

   

  :)

• pdxdriver 2,628 Posts

  Thu, Aug 15 2013 12:20 PM

  JerkNicholas:

  smear the naughty bits in jam (you might want to wear gloves for that bit) and tie said person to a beehive.....then stand back and let the awesomeness unfold in front of you.

  Love it  Love it Love it :)

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Thu, Aug 15 2013 1:20 PM

  JerkNicholas:

  Following from my disclaimer it got me thinking...last night I did try to construct a fake 3rd nipple by wedging a sultana into the hole of a corn plaster. Initial results have not been positive so far. First time I tried it the sultana fell out and the dog ate it which oddly made me wince and bought a bit of a tear to my eye

  I was slightly disturbed, reading this. What kind of strange person constructs themselves a fake third nipple........and decides to use a sultana? Very bizarre, below you will see a three step plan for constructing the perfect 'Scaremanga', as we in the trade like to call them. This hasn't been seen before but I can assure you this method will be adopted as the world wide standard. Behold....

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

   

  1 PINK ICED GEM

  

  A SPOT OF PINK ICING

  

  1 CORN PLASTER