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Sun, Aug 18 2013 10:26 PM (27 replies)
  • fecks11
    235 Posts
    Thu, Aug 15 2013 1:50 PM

    hyena64:
    Don't think anyone's stunk that one up yet!      

    you just did Hernia, well said Jerk, the tools on here think they are the bomb when they are not even the bullet, BTW what kind of a sad case asks you to take off your mac lmao.

  • stevietwotimes
    1,327 Posts
    Thu, Aug 15 2013 1:55 PM

    courteneyfish:
    You're not really that important in the scheme of things

    what makes you think anybody is important on here ??

    he shot shot a 53, wow my hero :)

  • JerkNicholas
    33 Posts
    Thu, Aug 15 2013 2:17 PM

    PaulTon:

    JerkNicholas:
    Following from my disclaimer it got me thinking...last night I did try to construct a fake 3rd nipple by wedging a sultana into the hole of a corn plaster. Initial results have not been positive so far. First time I tried it the sultana fell out and the dog ate it which oddly made me wince and bought a bit of a tear to my eye

    I was slightly disturbed, reading this. What kind of strange person constructs themselves a fake third nipple........and decides to use a sultana? Very bizarre, below you will see a three step plan for constructing the perfect 'Scaremanga', as we in the trade like to call them. This hasn't been seen before but I can assure you this method will be adopted as the world wide standard. Behold....

     

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Thu, Aug 15 2013 2:40 PM

    JerkNicholas:

     

     

    I think if we pitched this to the Dragons together, we'd be made for life.

  • Sanco
    1,345 Posts
    Sat, Aug 17 2013 11:18 PM

    You're all deranged. Can I join?

     

    I like!!!

  • JerkNicholas
    33 Posts
    Sun, Aug 18 2013 6:27 AM

    Sanco:

    You're all deranged. Can I join?

     

    I like!!!

    Application forms are available next to the 2nd urinal on the right in the gents toilets at the clubhouse....no looking down.

    Unfortunately we don't accept cash...or credit cards....basically, bring beer

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Sun, Aug 18 2013 7:04 AM

    Sanco:

    You're all deranged. Can I join?

     

    I like!!!

    JN is correct but forgot to tell you, you must be wearing the new (Copyright-Paulton/JerkN) 3rd nipple to be considered.

  • Sanco
    1,345 Posts
    Sun, Aug 18 2013 10:26 PM

    May bring my sister? She good at blowing yeah!  I like!  Photo here

     

    Very Nice!!!

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