Twas almost the night before the 12 days of Christmas Giveaway .
All the Country Clubs were ready And almost all the days were full . MrCaddie was burned out from all the silly PM,s and working so hard . He sat down in his chair and drifted off to sleep .
Thats when all hell broke loose , The Santas little helpers jimmyed the lock on the bar and started to drink all the good stuff ,They then hooked up the TV to the computer and started to download porn , A few of them Tossed up Christmas cookies on the floor And one passed out with his head in the toilet bowl .
They then found MrCaddies car key,s and went out on a rampage , They took turns driving to see who could run down the most mail boxes and do the best yard turfing . After a bit of that they set his car on fire and pushed it into the lake at the Kiawah island course on hole # 17 .
As the Santas little helpers were stumbling back to MrCaddies house they saw that the Police were knocking on his door and they all ran to the bushes to hide .
The police could see all the empty bottles on the porch and in the yard and more in the house on the floor throu the window .
MrCaddie woke from his sleep and said to him self , Self just who the .... is at my door at this time of night , He got up from the chair but didnt see that the helpers had taken his pants , He opened the door yelling " Just who the .... do you think you are .
The police saw this man at the door with nothing on but his Tee shirt and could see that there was porn on the TV . The Police did not ask but just clocked MrCaddie with a night stick and put him back to sleep .
MrCaddie woke up in a cell with a very large man , That man then told him your name is now Betty and you are now my Btch .
A few days latter the helpers got together and took some of the gifts to the pawn shop and used that money to pay MrCaddies bail .
When MrCaddie got out he went home in his orange jump suit to find the place trashed and his car was gone , He then said to him self ,, Self you know who did this , them little Bstards , I will get each and every one of you even if it takes me till Christmas in July .
The End