The Chicken
One of Gods most facinating creatures. The poor things, getting all pumped up with drugs just to make them more tender, juicy and delicious..it's an outrage! It is a good thing PITA has jumped in to help. They are making sure, that these little codgers, receive a slumber inducer prior to giving up the ghost, at the slaughterhouse. But, they dont go far enough. The most horror is the trip from the farmhouse to the slaughterhouse. These cute little things are crammed into trucks that are fenced yet open aired. With no room to move, traffic noise, the stopping and going, plus exhaust fumes and nasty weather, it is truly a nightmare. The trip causes mass hysteria, extreme anxiety attacks and migraine headaches. But when properly cooked, the chicken receives high ratings.
~SP~