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Three ways to spot a potential quitter

• joebowler 38 Posts

  Wed, Sep 15 2010 5:12 PM

   

   #3  

  No acknowledgment at the first tee

  For example

   Player #1

  Hello good luck play well

   Player #2

  Same 2u bud

   Player #3

  Have fun y'all

   Player #4

  No comment

   #2

  Sends you a friend invite after the first shot

  It sort of says I may not finish this round but let's be friends

  I accept all invitations but if you don't finish

  I'll delete you later

   #1 way to spot a potential quitter

  There average is lower than their best 18 hole score

   

• VanHalenLover 1,422 Posts

  Wed, Sep 15 2010 6:22 PM

  lol,

  why can I see this turning in to a Letterman style top-10 list already!

   

  ok ok ok, I'll start

   

  #10) Your standing in a green side bunker on #12 at St Andrews, and the other player is teeing off on #1 at Bethpage Black!

• ironking34 749 Posts

  Wed, Sep 15 2010 7:43 PM

  VanHalenLover:

  #10) Your standing in a green side bunker on #12 at St Andrews, and the other player is teeing off on #1 at Bethpage Black!

  This sounds interesting, I'll continue hope we can make it to #1

  #9)  It's not that I'm 3 down after 4 holes but my wife is telling me it's time to get off the game.....but wait 15 minutes later I'm sending you a game invite......go figure.

• CharlemagneRH 1,054 Posts

  Wed, Sep 15 2010 8:11 PM

  8) He's a pro that just putt 15 ft past the hole after you warned him that the greens will be very fast because you're in the game.

• andypat 453 Posts

  Wed, Sep 15 2010 9:01 PM

  7 sorry i had a massive power failure strange only lasted 30 sec's

• aceydeucey 504 Posts

  Wed, Sep 15 2010 10:07 PM

  6  After a double bogey on the 1st hole he says he has to go because his garage is on fire!

• fitspat 14 Posts

  Thu, Sep 16 2010 1:54 AM

  lol happens to me when i forget to put electricity pre buy card in .....so sometimes its the truth lol

• VanHalenLover 1,422 Posts

  Thu, Sep 16 2010 5:48 AM

  #5.....#5 heee heee heeee (letterman style)

  after 3 cordial greeting on the first tee, player 2 pipes in from the first tee box with "wow, cool - when did they put a chat box on here?!"

• blackbeard 288 Posts

  Thu, Sep 16 2010 6:00 AM

  Hits the weeds with his 2nd shot on Kiawah #2, Then you just watch the clock tick down to zero...........

• RockSteady 498 Posts

  Fri, Sep 17 2010 6:31 AM

  I golfed with peejaybee and Joebowler for the first time two days ago.  I said howdy golfers.  peejaybee said gl 2 all.  Joebowler said nothing.  (#3) no greeting = quitter.  Two shots later we see "sorry guys I had an important phone call."  I did not believe him.  Darn Quitter.  Then with every ns, wtg, vnb and some laughter I knew this guy was different.  Enjoyed golfing with you Joebowler.  Hope to do it again.