Ya they're pretty funny... and "fangurls" as well... LoL
Fact is the VEM system is applied against the player profile/ID it's not a 'game wide' application. Well it is running game-wide, but does interact with your clubs, balls etc. when you play you're playing within 'your' environment.
It can most definitely be altered and changed up anyway by whoever is administrating it wants it. They can't drive your ball into the water, but the assets in play for that shot can be manipulated so that if you hit within the percentage required of what a 'good' shot would be - you get your 'wft?' shot.