A few of mine - -add yours. . .
"At my first Masters, I got the feeling that if I didn't play well, I wouldn't go to heaven." - Dave Marr
"Finishing second at the Masters was like getting kicked in the head." David Duvall
"I miss, I miss, I miss, I make." Seve Ballesteros on his four-putt from 15 feet on the 16th green in 1988.
"I always said if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro." Gary Player
"The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life." Chi Chi Rodriguez
"I told Hord Hardin I was getting too old to play in the Masters, but he kept saying, Gene, they don't want to see you play, they just want to see if you're still alive." Gene Sarazen
"Because you pray after you play." Fuzzy Zoeller on how Amen Corner earned its name.