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Thu, Nov 13 2014 1:33 PM (773 replies)
  • CanineSupervisor
    1,882 Posts
    Sat, May 17 2014 11:23 AM

    PaulTon:
    not the Scott who took 9 skins from K9 and myself.

    Wait ! What? 9 Skins? We must have have been drinking that Spanish wine again, Paul. 9 Skins? Scott? What?

    I am so confused ! What? Was it on Pineworst?  Was it raining? Was I even awake?

    Must have been some sort of Army / Navy revenge exacting thing...Battle Stations! All hands to Battle Stations! All weapons on Dog Feller Boss !! Fire at Will !!...too bad the Air Force squirrel wasn't there to drop empty Yuengling bottles on Scott from the tree tops.. 

    Thank god I don't remember such things...or...maybe I have just chosen to forget the horror of that morning? I have been known to have bouts of amnesia on occasion caused by, PTFGSD, (Post-Traumatic Fake Golf Stress Disorder)

    Well, I'm off to Molly's Ribs n' That to stuff my face with piles of greasy, juicy, BBQ oozing  pork ribs and drink gallons upon gallons of grog.

    Have a good day y'all !!

  • sdorr
    650 Posts
    Sat, May 17 2014 12:04 PM

    Looking for a few people here.

    I,m looking for a Mushy, a reformed troll and a rodent. I would also like a re-match with Paul, Dougie Howser and a certain dog boss feller now that I found the error in my game and corrected it.

    Here we go! Look out below! I'm on the prowl tonight
    When it's said and done, I'll have my fun. I can chew anything I bite
    Come on, come all, to a midnight ball. The invitation's there
    Come alone and I'll drive it home. I'll help you, I do declare
    It's a free for all.

    LOL ya all and have a nice day!


     
    Here we go, look out below

    I'm on the prowl tonight
    When it's said and done I have my fun
    I can chew anything I bite
    Come one, come all to a midnight ball
    The invitation's there
    I come alone and I'm drivin' home
    I'm healthy, I do declare
    It's a free-for-all
    Read more at http://www.lyrics.com/free-for-all-lyrics-ted-nugent.html#8YXvTT58DaL5IcDd.99
    Here we go, look out below

    I'm on the prowl tonight
    When it's said and done I have my fun
    I can chew anything I bite
    Come one, come all to a midnight ball
    The invitation's there
    I come alone and I'm drivin' home
    I'm healthy, I do declare
    It's a free-for-all
    Read more at http://www.lyrics.com/free-for-all-lyrics-ted-nugent.html#8YXvTT58DaL5IcDd.99
    Here we go, look out below

    I'm on the prowl tonight
    When it's said and done I have my fun
    I can chew anything I bite
    Come one, come all to a midnight ball
    The invitation's there
    I come alone and I'm drivin' home
    I'm healthy, I do declare
    It's a free-for-all
    Read more at http://www.lyrics.com/free-for-all-lyrics-ted-nugent.html#8YXvTT58DaL5IcDd.99
  • CanineSupervisor
    1,882 Posts
    Sat, May 17 2014 1:28 PM

    sdorr:
    I,m looking for a Mushy, a reformed troll and a rodent. I would also like a re-match with Paul, Dougie Howser and a certain dog boss feller now that I found the error

    You say you found an error and want a what?  

    First - let me start by asking: Have you been watching re-runs of Xena again, Princess?

    Here's my response:

    You Bring the RAIN!!!

    I'll Bring the THUNDER !!!

    ps: Bring a lunch...so you can watch me EAT it !!

     

    Respectfully

    THOR - K9 God of Thunder 

     

  • sdorr
    650 Posts
    Sat, May 17 2014 3:01 PM

    CanineSupervisor:
    Have you been watching re-runs of Xena again,

    WHO? you mean Wonder Woman? And I got your princess right here you sit and squat, ass sniffing, private licking, dong sidewalk scrapping dumpster raider.

    RE-MATCH!

    CanineSupervisor:
    You Bring the RAIN!!!

    I got your rain alright, it's called "Hurricane ORR" and it just might be enough to blow the stench off your broken back from your loss to a muffin! Seems she's got more uumph in her left little toe than your entire sagging old flea bitten body!

    LOL little brother and don't none of ya other fellers fret none, "THOR - K9 God of Thunder" is just a pussycat in wolves cheap under garments and means no harm.

    CanineSupervisor:
    ps: Bring a lunch

    P.S. I got me some Domino's and you can't have none. Bad DOG!

    Have a nice day!

  • Dougie4042
    4,410 Posts
    Sat, May 17 2014 5:31 PM

    sdorr:
    Dougie Howser

    I love that show.  :-)

  • CanineSupervisor
    1,882 Posts
    Sat, May 17 2014 7:46 PM

    sdorr:
    I got your rain alright, it's called "Hurricane ORR" and it just might be enough to blow the stench off your broken back from your loss to a muffin!

    What do you mean Xena who?  ffs!! Click on the BOLD GREEN link.

    Hurricane who? Wait ! I can't quit laughing...ok...Pa----leeeez. I think what you meant was, "Brisk Breeze Orr". My dogs can flatulate stronger wind than your so-called Hurricane can. My advice to you is simple, bro: leave your PURSE at home this time.

    As far as my devastating loss to Ms Miffy is concerned. I am well past that now, thanks to a friendly group of midget clown porn stars from Oxnard.

    Thirdly, "Brisk Breeze Orr". Remember the name: Mjolnir. When you see me begin to swing my mighty hammer, find the nearest gopher hole and squeeeeeze your girly boy butt tightly inside.

    In conclusion: I will accept your re-match challenge, but on the terms and conditions set forth below:

     

    • 18 Holes - MY choice.
    • You don't show - I WIN
    • I don't show - I WIN
    • If there is rain (I don't care in what country either) - I WIN
    • Anything else happens we don't know about - I WIN

                                       void where prohibited by frost.

     

    I'll send the invite. You bring the snacks. 

     

    THOR -  K9 God of Thunder

    "Guardian of Asgard"

  • Dougie4042
    4,410 Posts
    Sun, May 18 2014 12:08 AM

    CanineSupervisor:

  • 18 Holes - MY choice.
  • You don't show - I WIN
  • I don't show - I WIN
  • If there is rain (I don't care in what country either) - I WIN
  • Anything else happens we don't know about - I WIN
  • Not against me you won't.  :P

  • Mushy01
    2,567 Posts
    Sun, May 18 2014 5:23 AM

    Ladder updated with Mr sdorr's 2 fantastic wins.

    1st Squirelnutz_Interspecies_Invitational

  • CanineSupervisor
    1,882 Posts
    Sun, May 18 2014 5:31 AM

    Dougie4042:
    Not against me you won't.  :P

    Morning, Doogie Howser, I think Vinnie is searching for you at Wanda's house, but Wanda is at the West Covina Fashion Plaza searching for you.

    I'll be on the 1st Tee @ Industry Hills in 5 mins. If you dont show - guess what? Yep - I WIN.

    LOLOLOLOL

     

    drmoose:

    Yo, hereby be it known, whoever be my next opponent, no more Mr. Niceguy ! I'm bringin' WMD's, unsanctioned equipment, haggis bombs ( I borrowed from Paul ),& various other unsavory items that I will not hesitate to use in order to facilitate pulling a win out of my hat !

    Doc :)

    Hey Bullwinkle, you sneaked in beneath here while I was laughing. Let me try and dissect what you have stated below or above whichever it is.

    After a cursory review of your commentary: I have determined that I will need to deploy  highly classified techniques of sabotage garnered from 2 of my closest associates: Boris and Natasha

  • drmoose
    3,538 Posts
    Sun, May 18 2014 5:33 AM

    My, My ! It would appear as if our friendly little Squirrelnutz competition has turned into a trash talkin' fest ! Bein' that I'm only  1 for 4, mebbe I can talk up a better win / loss ratio.

    Yo, hereby be it known, whoever be my next opponent, no more Mr. Niceguy ! I'm bringin' WMD's, unsanctioned equipment, haggis bombs ( I borrowed from Paul ),& various other unsavory items that I will not hesitate to use in order to facilitate pulling a win out of my hat !

    Doc :)

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