No, I'm not opening a package and brushing away the styrofoam, watching the olympics or opening the fridge and chopping vegetables, but you are getting close Gary as I am in the kitchen.
Dodgy, you are as close as can be with jam and bread or toast, can't quite make out whether that slice is toasted or not. But I was opening a tub of butter substitute and spreading it on a piece of toast. Well done sir, you are declared this weeks winner!
I'll post the original recording tomorrow.