You know you are getting old when...........
Starter for 10..
.......After 400 yards jogging your knees start to complain !!
( 1st time for me..I'll be making noises when I get off the couch next :)) )
Your farts smell like mothballs.
Your having chest pain and your pacemaker has stopped, then you remember 'you don't have a pacemaker'
You know your getting old when ...
The wife has your life Insurance Co on Speed dial # 1
You are out of town and start chatting up a young girl in a bar. After a few minutes you find out she is from your hometown. Further discussion reveals you know her parents and brought flowers to the hospital when she was born. You had also held her on the day she was born. At that moment, you realize you are old.
you know yer gettng old when......
getting "lucky" means finding yer car in the parking lot
I have the perfect one,
you know yer getting old when, when.....uhm....shoot forgot.
hpurey: I have the perfect one, you know yer getting old when, when.....uhm....shoot forgot.
Oh yea, now I remember, dammit, forgot again.
An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!...........
hpurey: hpurey: I have the perfect one, you know yer getting old when, when.....uhm....shoot forgot. Oh yea, now I remember, dammit, forgot again.
What's the question?
You know your old when you stand up and you say wooooorg....
Your just as old if you know what tv show that is from!
- WGTdbloshoe