2 gents were putting out on a par 3. 2 women golfers were on the tee behind them. One of the woman told the other to go ahead and hit. She said I better wait until they get off the green. The other woman said you cant't drive the green, go ahead. She tee'd off and the ball bounced on the green and hit the man putting. He grabbed his crotch and dropped to the ground rolling in pain. The women rushed to the green. The one who hit him said she was a physical therapist and offered to help him. She unzipped his pants and massaged his package for several minutes. She asked him if things were feeling any better. He told her it felt great but was sure the ball that hit him had broken his thumb.
I don't deserve anything, just hope you all get a chuckle out of this.
Renni