YankeeJim:Not for nothing Deccy, this is the third time
I've seen your exact post in 3 different threads. Are you copying and
pasting it or what?
Once you become a legend, the ball magically drops in the cup. That's right. You heard it here first.
Actually, you heard it from a tour master first, but he was just
guessing. I'm telling you it first as a fact.
Proof #1: RG Win #1
Proof #2: RG Win #2
Now,
someone might ask, "But Charlemagne, didn't you just finish tied for 16th
in a St. Andrews Front 9 RG? How is that possible if the ball just
magically sinks for legends?," but that is a stupid question that only a
non-legend would ask. Every legend knows that you have to remember to
click the "Legend Easy Button" at the start of every match, and I forgot
to do this, so I was stuck in hard mode for the rest of the round.
This poor performance had nothing to do with the fact that I
accidentally hit a 16-ft 3-inch-downhill putt on the 30-ft putt meter
and everything to do with forgetting to turn on the legend cheats.
Proof: That putt that I hit 17 ft past the hole wouldn't have gone 17 ft
past the hole if I'd remembered to turn legend cheats on. Legend cheats trump poor performance.
These revelations should put to rest the notions that people have
been throwing around, claiming that you have to think to play golf, use a
calculator, or measure your shots perfectly with a ruler. Everybody
knows that you're supposed to just rear back and smack the *** out of
the ball. You
see it all the time on the TV. When's the last time you saw a highlight
on Sports Center where the guy was hitting it soft? Never. It's
always some long shot that the guy hits to within two feet or even
manages to sink. You never see a one-foot putt highlight because people
stupidly hit them soft and soft shots are bad shots. If soft shots weren't
bad shots, then they'd make the Sports Center highlight reel.
(If you do see a one-foot putt highlight, it is because they are
basically showing how the last shot, which was a 100% power shot, was so
amazing that even a crappy soft shot will manage to close out the
hole.) 100% power = good. 99% or under power = bad. Obviously, then,
the claims that legends do well because they think about their shots,
use calculators, rulers, etc. is just a cover story for the legend
cheats.
I'd also like to nip one response to these revelations in
the bud. People might ask, "Well, if being a legend makes the game so
much easier, why don't the TMs just cherry-pick their rounds in order to
make legend instead of complaining on the forums?" A legend will
tell you that the TMs won't do that because they don't actually believe
it's easier to be a legend, but that is a lie. It is a response given
only by legends, and everyone knows that all legends are liars, so
obviously no further proof is needed. In fact, TMs try to do this every
day. Unfortunately, WGT controls who is and who is not a legend. WGT = Golfstapo.