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Ode To WGT

• DakotaDog61 115 Posts

  Fri, Sep 12 2014 4:53 AM

  Ode to WGT

  So I found this golf game while surfing on-line
  free to play, takes only my time
  so I signed up and started hitting my 3 wood
  in no time at all I found I wan't very good.

  I practice and play both day and night
  my wife's getting worried- says I look a fright
  still I can't stop and I hear her say
  you can't sink that putt, put that game away.

  I look at her wounded-her words have hurt
  she says it's been nine days since I changed my shirt
  I stare at her bewildered- with nothing to say
  as soon as she goes to work I can log in and play.

  I advance all the way up to Tour Pro
  still driving the ball but not putting for dough
  I visit the forums- sometimes I'm there all night
  there seems to be no way of getting off of this site.

  This game bit me hard it is by far the best
  golf simulation in the east or the west
  the members online are the best I've met yet
  the finest community on the internet!

  So now I will leave you- but not in the lurch
  I'm off to St. Andrews its my kinda church
  the fescue all around me and the wind at my back,
  this game is addicting it's internet crack.

   

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Fri, Sep 12 2014 5:11 AM

  Great piece! Took me right back to May of 2009 only it was BPB or Kia then.    ;-)

• SweetiePie 4,925 Posts

  Fri, Sep 12 2014 5:32 AM

  Well done DD ! To a degree, even eloquent ! WGT... a bit like "Hotel California" ; you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave ~ SP ~

• DakotaDog61 115 Posts

  Fri, Sep 12 2014 8:41 PM

  Thanks Yankee and SP.

• WGTicon 12,511 Posts

  Sat, Sep 13 2014 1:42 PM

  Awesome! 

  -wgticon

• TyMacni 1,573 Posts

  Sat, Sep 13 2014 11:45 PM

  May I please add a line -

      Interesting analogy, "Virtual Crack".

     With a Pro Shop Price sure to Break your Back.

  
  A++ prose, my creative Friend!

  I nominate you for the esteemed Position of "WGT Poet Laureate"

  ALL in Favor.....

  (Wait, maybe not a good idea.  the WGT withholding taxes on the position would probably deplete your cash flow so sharply, you could no longer afford "Virtual Crack")

  (UNLESS... you Steal St. Andrews Collection box!)

  (No...wait again. Another bad idea. The WGT Tax Rate on unearned income is Higher than the government charges for winning a $200 Million dollar lottery drawing.)

• DakotaDog61 115 Posts

  Sun, Sep 14 2014 9:54 AM

  TyMacni:

  With a Pro Shop Price sure to Break your Back.

   

  Excellent addition. Thank you for the kind words.