two blokes playing golf one day on the first tee both drive off , two good drives , second shot both get on the green , first to putt is jimmy , he knocks to about 5 ft from 15 yards. next to go is bill , he puts on a pair of glasses and sinks it from 14 yrds " great putt jimmy says bill takes off his glasses and puts them in his pocket.
second holes plays the same but when on the greeen bill puts on the glasses holes aputt from 20yrds , he takes off his glasses and puts them in his pocket,
this goes on for the next 14 holes jimmy is getting rather pissed off and says to bill"why do you only wear glasses when you are putting?" bill replies" these are special glasses when i put them on and look at the ball i see a small ball and a big ball, then when i look at the hole i see a small and a big hole i hit the small ball into the big hole its easy"
" can i have a go with them ? " jimmy asks, bill says " of course"
next hole jimmy puts the glasses on , both tee offf when thy get to their balls jimmy is caught a bit short , " bill, im nipping in the bushes for a piss ok m8" ,off he goes into the woods , when he comes back the front of his trousers are all wet bill asks " what happened" "well when i took it out i saw a big one and a little one i knew the big one was not mine so i put it away"