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• 1yes1no 223 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 9:37 PM

  So a guy walks into a bar after a round of golf and sits down at a table opposite a flashily dressed blonde who says to him" I'm a hooker" and he says "well, if you turn your hands on the shaft a little bit to the left... you'll tend more towards a slice.

• Jimbog1964 8,378 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 10:00 PM

  What is the difference between a vitamin and and a hormone?

  You can't make a vitamin.

  Well maybe you can, but I was never any better at chemistry than I was at spelling:)

• JFidanza 1,676 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 10:40 PM

  A blonde walks into the workplace with a Thermos. (I have blonde hair, too)

  The coworkers ask, "Is that a Thermos?" The blonde says, "Yes, the salesperson said the Thermos will keep hot things hot, and cold things cold."

  A coworker inquires, "Oh, then, what did you bring in it?" The blonde answers, "Two popsicles and 3 cups of coffee."

• 1yes1no 223 Posts

  Sat, Oct 18 2014 12:11 AM

   

  

   

• sweetmiffy 2,110 Posts

  Sat, Oct 18 2014 12:58 AM

  I've just become a Professor of Palindromes.
  
  I'm now known as Dr. Awkward.

• unclenewy 334 Posts

  Sat, Oct 18 2014 1:52 AM

  They're doing word association in little Jonny's  English class, and the teacher asks:-

  " Can anyone give me a sentence with the word 'fascinate' in it?

  Jonny's hand is up like a shot.....me miss me!

  Ok Jonny....go ahead.

  "My Granddad has a coat with 9 buttons, but he can only fascinate" he puffs his chest out proud as Punch.

  "Well good try Jonny" the teacher replies, "but not quite what I was looking for." Lets try again class.

  "Who can give me another sentence with the word 'contagious' in it?" She asks.

  Again, Jonny's hand is reaching for the ceiling as high as possible......Me Miss, Me Me!

  "Well seeing as you tried so hard last time Jonny, off you go" she sighed.

  "My Granddad has a coat with 9 buttons, but he can only fascinate" he started, the teacher rolled her eyes.

  " And it takes the contagious!!" He finished proudly.

• moosetaya 1,583 Posts

  Sat, Oct 18 2014 7:55 AM

  Ok my stab at a Joke.

  MrWGT to staff members "Looks like they are starting to tell jokes in the CC vs CC thread and things are starting to calm down". 

  Let's set up another CC vs CC clash next weekend and offer up the Golden Driver.

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Sat, Oct 18 2014 7:57 AM

  sweetmiffy:

  I've just become a Professor of Palindromes.
  
  I'm now known as Dr. Awkward.

  Har!  Then I'm sure you've heard of aibohphobia, which is the fear of palindromes.

• TopShelf2010 10,901 Posts

  Sat, Oct 18 2014 10:02 AM

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• CanineSupervisor 1,882 Posts

  Sat, Oct 18 2014 10:21 AM

  mkg335:

  aibohphobia

  Mark -

  You're afraid of spiders?

  Har! 

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  Two blondes fell down a hole.

  One said, "It's dark in here isn't it?"

  The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."