CanineSupervisor:
mkg335: Now that's funny, gnome sayin'?
Gnome, not really. Whatcha talkin' 'bout?
Gnome matter what I say, yer gonna make a funny, but I've got all the gnomentum and can't stop now. Where's Gnome Chomsky when you need him?
Now listen very carefully, all of you...gnome more gnome puns, I mean it!
Okay, I lied. What do you call one in a frying pan on your stove?
Gnome on the range
What do you call a little guy who stabs girls in the kneecaps in the shower?
Gnomen Bates