Hey no problem at all. I did read the thread correctly and did notice that you said the first three to ask gets!
But seeing as more than three asked, I thought I'd chance my arm. When you are feeling generous again, remember me. Here's something to remember me by.....
10 things in golf that sound dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.