DaddysKat:When's your birthday ... I'll send you a case of Depends ... you know the ones that just make your butt look big ... not those Wallmart ones you wear that look like ya dropped a load)
Now as we get older, our belly;s tend to expand, and our butts shrink,,,unlike the female persuasion, so,,,them heavy duty Depends, might suit me well, sorta round things out, ya know?)
And for the record, my stuff don't stink, no spray, etc, needed;)