MR. Pipala . Pip , Pip , Pip What are you doing here with these 3 laughing hyena's namely Willie , Nicos , and Hakman123 whoever he is ( i don't know )
At our old Club , (from which so many have fled or been tossed such as myself ) you once referred to me as the life of the Club ... and often complimented me on my generosity for the many sleeves I offered as prizes to winners of my tournaments or for the ctth on a par 3 during that same tournament ... What you may not know is that I also bought top shelf $25.99 Drivers and Putters and lesser gifts for Members I felt possessed much skill in the game ... I once wrote both on your wall and in our forum of your skills in writing so eloquently ( a skill i struggle with ) which was on your wall for many months ... but alas it has vanished and you now refer to me as '' just a massive wind up merchant ''
MR. Pipala , I was sponsoring tournaments in our old club since I was a Tour Pro through Legend in my nearly 2 years there under 3 owners starting in 2011 .. I was highly complimented as having much talent in creative unique presentations at that time , now long gone and apparently forgotten ... I HOSTED tournaments only for the lesser Tier Groups ( of which i was one ) Latter I hosted Partner's tournaments between Higher & Lower Tiered Partners , Tournaments for those whose averages were - ABOVE - 65.00 , Tournaments Between CONTINENTS in which one very successful and most praised Tourney was The International Cup. This was a match between The Flags of Team U.S.A. & The Flags of The World with AMBASSADORS From each Country Appointed of which You were once the Ambassador from The U.K . This was played on 2 separate Scoring sheets on our tournament page which kept the scores of both independent yet running Simultaneously and all during this time , well over a year I never touched the TEE SETTINGS even once .. These were phases I went through and enjoying it all the while without asking a single soul for assistance at any time ... other than asking the Ambassadors to round up plenty of mates for this event . This event was played 3 times . The 1st 2 with out altering the tee boxes .. We Played 4 rounds of 9 holes , front and back at Kiawah & St. Andrews with the grange finale being The All Flags Banquet at PIP'S PUP ...
I was using default tees for about 18 of my 21 months at the old club if memory is still my possession .... but did take a liking to the short tee's to the astonishment and pleasure of those of us who were less talented or had only limited equipment and Level Numbers and i even ran International Cup ( 3 ) with the E - Z TEE'S .... Yet I did not do this exclusively , as now assumed I also hosted regular tee tournaments as well ... but did ( during this phase ) prefer the easiest tee's .... and it was fun and popular for many of us , some of who also left our old club to join me here at my own relaxed friendly , quiet club ... of e -z tee's ...
Forget these 3 hyena's who preceded you here , You once were a man of dignity - reclaim your shield and sword if you care to , but do keep in mind that we WGT addicts only point and click with a plastic computer mouse while our greatest competition is a mere spring fed shot meter
Some of us are old and older , some disabled or both old and disabled but we apparently all at least attempt to enjoy WGT as we each choose to ... and there exist many more ten's of thousands around this world who have also shown a preference for E - Z Tee's , I'm not alone ..
We no longer need rise with the Sun on any given Saturday or Sunday to join our mates , our foursome or real club tournaments any longer ... We need not compulsively play in a light rain with expensive golfing shoes , smacking out real hooks and slices , getting blistered fingers and sore feet and heavy legs while pounding up the later fairways hell bent on finishing strong while now day dreaming of the foam and water beads on our frosted beer glass after a few more holes ... We have each other and WGT ...
Cheers my friend Pip , readtornot