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• twinponds169 3,050 Posts

  Sun, May 24 2015 12:51 PM

  I farted.

• bcbern 1,071 Posts

  Sun, May 24 2015 4:27 PM

  My wife made me do it

• srellim234 2,077 Posts

  Sun, May 24 2015 4:39 PM

  The dog (or cat, or kids, etc.) jumped on me.

• ProfessorPutz 57 Posts

  Sun, May 24 2015 5:43 PM

  I've only played a few weeks but I get this all the time.  I had a putt for 15 feet and the 100 ft meter came up without me noticing. Boom, off the other other end of the green into sand.  Thanks, WGT!

• DeanBarr 516 Posts

  Sun, May 24 2015 6:19 PM

  I went to boot the cat from under the computer table and booted the mouse cord instead, shanked it straight into a tree on Oly #2.......right side (Bet you didnt even know there was a tree there).....and this was during the Ryder Cup......takes a bow

   

  Dean

• JFidanza 1,676 Posts

  Sun, May 24 2015 6:53 PM

  'global warming'

• JFidanza 1,676 Posts

  Sun, May 24 2015 6:54 PM

  (double post so here's a good one)

  'every calculation was correct and I dinged it'

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Sun, May 24 2015 8:40 PM

  sry p, I had a P P P Porky P P Pig meter

• bassmaster60 126 Posts

  Sun, May 24 2015 8:55 PM

  im from  dallas

   

• frappefort 3,994 Posts

  Sun, May 24 2015 9:33 PM

  Sorry    it has been10 minutes  and we are still  on the first  hole  ,,,,,,,,             I forgot   I was playing    ....................      wen I woke up   I hit the shot in 1 sec    .........        almost no excuse,     but    slow play from  players  will   always get  me to say  oupppssss    bad sot .     Lolll