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Since Everyone is Ranting....

• SGTBilko 1,686 Posts

  Mon, Dec 20 2010 7:02 PM

  Ok, I want to see the tee go farther after the ball is struck, you know really fly out there like you have struck the hell out of that ball! Also, lets see it splinter into about 4 or 5 pieces!

  end sarcasm......

• Bigfoot49uk 59 Posts

  Mon, Dec 20 2010 10:34 PM

  And nobody replaces divots. You chip from around the green and when you putt the divot's still lying on the green. Most untidy!! Couldn't we have a little guy run on and replace the divot??

  Oh, and a female caddy would be nice...............preferably blonde....................

   

• WGTicon 12,511 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2010 12:32 PM

  I would like to see a beer and sandwich stand at hole #9 and a siesta cot after 12th. Alas I doubt any of it will come :)

• jakestanfill7 949 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2010 1:09 PM

  I want the option to hurl a club at my caddy every time he gives me a 15 foot putter from 28 feet or a chip shot from 23 yards up a 10 foot hill in deep rough.  They need to stay out of the kind stash hidden in the cart barn......and we don't even have carts  lol

• Kurtsbuford 7,592 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2010 1:31 PM

  LOL guys and give us bar cart girls, hot ones-----purchase a beer or mixer and see immediate swing power increase---------some quaility cigars, branded golf hats and balls, the ability to break windows (ie 17&18 andys) just prior to disco.   And Santa, i've been a good boy.

  

• BriRock 148 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2010 1:36 PM

  lets be honest jake...when was the last you of all people listened to the caddy...i think instead seeing as you have mastered this game...should give it up and sell your caddy services to other players...that carts are a nice idea...that should get looked into...maybe you could rent a cart for the round, and instead of having to watch your ball sail through the air, then land, bounce, bounce, bounce, roll roll roll...you could skip all that and go straight to your next shot...like a rapid round of golf for 25 credits.  i would hire you as my caddy.

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2010 1:36 PM

  There's a stash in the cart barn?

• BriRock 148 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2010 1:43 PM

  yeah...its yours...go get it before it's all gone.

• jakestanfill7 949 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2010 7:51 PM

  LOL Bri, he's all yours.  The fker keeps talking in my backswing and making my meter jump.  :)

   

• eivets 433 Posts

  Tue, Dec 21 2010 10:24 PM

  It's proven. Farting in the key of E will cause wild meter spikes & can unleash the Beast.

  I feel certain the YancyMan can confirmitze the resultables.