Dear Santa,
Thank you for your endless generosity and care. I've never written to you before, but I've been trying to be the best person and golfer I can. I would love the extra bit of spin and meter speed that the Taylormade lvl 90 RSi2 irons can give my game.
I know that is asking a lot, so if I haven't been good enough for that, then a Male1 kilt and cap wearing avatar would be a lovely addition; it won't improve my golf score by any more, but I'll feel better knowing that I look good in my heritage threads. ;-)
Thank you for considering our desires! Give my best to Mrs. Clause, and some carrots to the reindeer. :-)
~4xfore