1, He's been a member since 3 DEC 2008; The average player who joined at/around that time is either a Legend or a Tour Master. He's still a Pro.
2. Best 9/18 hole rounds: 34/73
3. Total ranked rounds: 24
4. Total MP games: 40'ish
5. Obviously childish and insecure
6. Has machismo confused with masculinity
So, we have a disgruntled soon-to-be ex-member whose STILL playing despite his claims. His less-than-often play has been effected by his failure to keep up with the changes. It's not the most realistic and most popular online game for no apparent reason, or because it sucks and their servers are sharing viruses. The more you play the easier it gets. His virus came undoubtedly from surfing porn.
His immature banter and a sincere desire for the geographically-closest member to introduce him to the whooping he most likely deserves is redolent of "The Bully on the Playground". He obviously has Daddy and/or Mommy issues, and is the type that NEVER learns from HIS mistakes becuase they're everyone else's mistakes. And, in his mind anyway, he's NEVER wrong. Simply put, he's the type C male fighting the losing battle of being a type A. Bottom-line, If he was really that disgruntled he'd just quit. Since he's still playing he's simply seeking the attention he can't get elsewhere.
Either way little man, leave the site or deal with it. Stop whining like the child you paint yourself to be and man-up. That "POP" you may one day hear is you head coming out of your rectum.