Hi Mr Cowboy. You've been in quite a few clubs, including mine, but you can't seem to find the right one for you. May I suggest when you find one that seems ok that you have a chat with the owner to see if they can make a few changes to suit you. They could also introduce you to members that have similar interests and tell you of upcoming events and plans.
I've lost count of the number of people that join my club then leave without a word, when I'm sure some centre ground could be found to keep us both happy. I think most owners would agree that they would appreciate feedback and strive to make all of their members happy.
Just a suggestion and good luck.