Dear Santa,
I have been extra good this year. I always try to take the advice of our club captain, CEverett12 of the Bushwackers -- the best, most generous club owner in WGT. My club mates rock, and we've become the only level 11 club in the top 20 (hi guys, as previously mentioned, you rock)! First and foremost, I would like my club mates taken care of. Please give them everything on their Christmas lists -- especially our captain -- because, once again, they rock.
If anything is left, please may I have a TaylorMade M1 9 degree level 74 driver because I can't keep up with them, due to the fact that they rock.
Thanks and Merry Christmas,
David Hardy
PS - Even if he doesn't ask, please give CEverett12, our club captain, a sleeve or two of his favorite balls: Level 48 Nike 20XI-Xs. If it comes down to a matter of resources and priorities, please make sure he's taken care of first. He's done an awful lot to take care of us. We recently had to badger him into a dues system so he could have a little help in all he does for us, and I don't think he feels right asking for himself. But he deserves it more than anyone.