Hope theres something under my tree can't check until i leave the 19th.
Here I am with three of my friends can you pick out which one I am!
Keep up the great work Sanyta's.
Four old-timers were
playing their weekly game of golf, and one
remarked
how nice it would be to
wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed
and
without an argument go
directly to the golf course, meet his buddies
and
play a
round.
His buddies all chimed
in and said, 'Let's do it! We'll make it a
priority, figure out a
way and meet here early Christmas morning.
Months later, that
special morning arrives, and there they are on
the
golf
course.
The first guy says, 'Boy
this game cost me a fortune! I bought my
wife
such a diamond ring that
she can't take her eyes off it.'
Number 2 guy says, 'I
spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning
the
cruise I gave her. She
was up to her eyeballs in brochures.'
Number 3 guy says 'Well
my wife is at home admiring her new car,
reading
the
manual.'
They all turned to the
last guy in the group who is staring at them
like
they've lost their
minds.
'I can't believe you all
went to such expense for this golf game. I
slapped my wife on the
butt and said, 'Well babe, Merry Christmas! It's
a
great morning for either
sex or golf.'
She said, 'It'll be cold
....take a sweater.'