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• craigswan 31,837 Posts

  Mon, Jan 14 2019 1:00 AM

  The chances of scoring two holes-in-one on a single round of golf are 67 million to one.

  I mean it's not random. You either hit the ball right or you don't.

  The way henry plays , it’s more than that.

  But I don't think it happens every day..

  Crazy golf counts yeah?

   

• craigswan 31,837 Posts

  Mon, Jan 14 2019 1:41 AM

  Henry and his 2 best friends were enjoying a friendly round of golf together.

   

  Friend one - 

  stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap. He then parted the water and chipped the ball onto the green.

   

  Friend two -

  He stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and landed in the water trap. He just walked onto the water and chipped the ball onto the green.

   

  Henry stepped up to the tee and hit the ball. It went sailing over the fairway and headed for the water trap. But, just before it fell into the water, a fish jumped up and grabbed the ball in its mouth.

  As the fish was falling back down into the water, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the fish in its claws. The eagle flew over the green where a lightning bolt shot from the sky and barely missed it.

  Startled, the eagle dropped the fish.

  When the fish hit the ground, the ball popped out of its mouth and rolled into the hole for a hole-in-one.

  Friend one  then turned to henry and said: 

   if you don’t stop fooling around, we won’t bring you next time."